Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
Talk of The Villages Florida - Rentals, Entertainment & More
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Homeless
I talked to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. "I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage." I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?" "Oh no, nothing like that," he said. "No, no.... I was paroled." |
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Not even the Federal country club prisons have it all that good. No internet, monitored phones, medical is a joke. Dental is pathetic. Try volunteering at a prison and seeing the realities.
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Army/embassy brat - traveled too much to mention Moved here from SF Bay Area (East Bay) "There are only two ways to live your life: One is as though nothing is a miracle; the other is as though everything is a miracle." Albert Einstein |
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"JUST FOR FUN"
Actually much funnier than many other "fun" posts. |
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Hey. Take it easy. It's a joke . . . and pretty funny, too!
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OK - I admit it - you had me - and yes, it was just a joke.
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Kind of a poor one. Just my opinion.
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