[Harry Gilbert]

While golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?"


"I’m OK, thanks," he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted cart.


She said, "Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later."


The old guy noticed her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure. "That’s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t think my wife would like it."


"Oh, come on now!" she insisted. She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. He was weak.


"Well, OK," he finally agreed.


After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now."


"Don’t be silly!" she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open. "Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"


He replied, "Still under the cart, I suppose."

[Ecuadog]

Excellent.

[CFrance]

Good one. That guy is in deeeeeeeeep doo doo!