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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

omigoodness that was good. I had to tell it to the hubs. It was worth two coffee spits and choking laughs.
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omigoodness that was good. I had to tell it to the hubs. It was worth two coffee spits and choking laughs.
That was funny.
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私はそれを推測したことはありませ
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今はしばらく日本人でした。
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born. Statistics just released from Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, reveal that:

North American men between 60 and 80 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my buddies, as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.
Now that is funny and truthful....
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今はしばらく日本人でした。
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Great one. Glad I'm not Japanese.


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I'm turning Japanese
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I'm turning Japanese
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If my love letters work then maybe I will not turn Japanese. My luck is that as soon as I really like a woman she feels like she has to move to Miami. Or if I am actually in Miami so to speak, to Seattle.
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