[Dr Winston O Boogie jr]

Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help.
I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,’ she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
‘Feels great,’ he replied:

‘but I still think my thumb's broken!’

[annaconner]

Hilarious!

[DonH57]

Originally Posted by Dr Winston O Boogie jr

Two women were playing golf.
One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly
toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help.
I'm a Physiotherapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,’ she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
‘Feels great,’ he replied:

‘but I still think my thumb's broken!’

LOL That was great.

[graciegirl]

Another coffee spit. My keyboard may not recover.

[Wandatime]

Good one!

[deano_hoosier]

Reminds me, playing in scrambles at Eagle Ridge and waiting on the shotgun start. Two ladies were in the group next to us, and one was warming up with her driver. She hit one swing really fat and launched a large, wet, black clump of mud into the groin area of my partner's khaki pants. He clutched, too. (And spent the rest of the day with mud spattered pants.)

[JoMar]

I think I would have preferred minutes to moments......