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Old 11-18-2014, 07:58 PM
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The paper that we do not name once again has headline news about
you horn dogs.
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Old 11-18-2014, 08:31 PM
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The explanation "Curious George" gave to the officers is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Can't make this stuff up. Hysterical.
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Old 11-18-2014, 08:32 PM
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I think he was chasing a different kind of alligator......
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Too funny.
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Old 11-18-2014, 08:52 PM
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Why is it that some people are always commenting on private parts?
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Old 11-18-2014, 08:57 PM
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i find these reports of anecdotal arrests for sex on the square, sex on the box top and chasing an alligator quite entertaining. Villagers are not dead yet!
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Old 11-19-2014, 12:30 AM
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Here we go again.
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Old 11-19-2014, 06:57 AM
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Yes Barefoot, Pass the Popcorn!!!
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Old 11-19-2014, 07:43 AM
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Why is it that some people are always commenting on private parts?
The nerve
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Old 11-19-2014, 08:43 AM
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He 2 women was watching were doing what? You can't make this stuff up.
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Old 11-19-2014, 09:06 AM
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Why is it that some people are always commenting on private parts?

Sigmund explained it all, but I didn't understand it.

This guy was so loaded that he asked the LEO to step out of the car and they would" settle this like men."
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Here we go again.
Where are we going?
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