[llaran]

You are not old until your dreams turn to regrets!!!

[kevmo]

"A man is not a fool for what he does not know, but for what he knows that is not so"
I have always liked this quote (by Mark Twain?) because it speaks to one of the worst traits of us humans - arrogance.

[cattywampus]

Figures don't lie
but liars can figure

[Skip2MySue]

"I saw a man with no shoes and then I saw a man with no feet". I used this with my kids numerous times over the course of their lives to the point that they knew it was coming and they hated it
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[Irish Red]

Out of chaos comes order!

[tommy steam]

There is No U-Hall behind a hearse , you can't take it with you.

[graciegirl]

What goes around, comes around.

[George Bieniaszek]

I think this one belongs to Mark Twain --

"It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool;
than to open your mouth and remove all doubt!!"

[Barefoot]

Originally Posted by Patty55

"That ship has sailed." Don't know who said it first but I say it often.

Originally Posted by Patty55

I've always liked Dr. Phil's "How's that working out for you?"

I like the above two quotes from Patty - they come in handy.
I also like "It is what it is".
I know it's inane and meaningless; and it drives Fireboy crazy when I say it.
But sometimes, it's just the right response.

My favorite is still the following, it just tickles my fancy.

Originally Posted by ljarnold

Not my circus. Not my monkeys.

[Patty55]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

I like the above two quotes from Patty - they come in handy.
I also like "It is what it is".
I know it's inane and meaningless; and it drives Fireboy crazy when I say it.
But sometimes, it's just the right response.

My favorite is still the following, it just tickles my fancy.

I often use the flip of "It is what it is." "It aint what it aint".

I think my all time pearl of wisdom is "You don't take your good china to a picnic."

[jblum315]

Why are we so soon old and so late smart?

[EnglishJW]

For anyone into math and statistics:

"Statistics is a mathematically precise line drawn between an unwarranted assumption and a foregone conclusion." Dr. Isaiah Judah Gottesman

[jblum315]

Never never never give up.
(Winston Churchill)

[Shimpy]

if it works, don't fix it