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Ode to Liberal Lunacy
by Tony Olson
If you’re like me . . . it’s probably been an entertaining year
Full of liberal lunacy, hypocrisy, and fear.
There’s been so many “episodes”, it’s easy to forget.
Luckily, they’ve all been logged upon the internet.
The circus added one more ring when Donald got the nod
To represent the GOP . . . the libs cried “Oh my God.”
The media assured them there’s no way that Trump could win
So they sat back on their parent’s couch, enamored by the spin.
Election Day was coming . . . entertainment getting slow,
Thank God the folks in Hollywood maintained the status quo.
A host of A-list wannabes began to trickle forth,
And told us that if Trump should win . . . they’d all be headed north.
When Donald passed two-seventy . . . and victory was at hand,
A Trump-induced psychosis sprouted up in Liberal land.
The fireworks were cancelled, and purveyors of fake news
Were left to invent reasons why their candidate would lose.
They blamed it all on Comey, then they blamed a Russian hack
A dog that ate their homework, and of course . . . the men in black.
A unicorn, a sasquatch, and a faulty Gallup Poll
Next . . . they’ll blame the shooter who was on the grassy knoll.