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Old 01-22-2017, 11:50 AM
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Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
* Membership in the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist
* Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
* Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

I really don't think treatment is possible only time may heal. Of course if they exhibit violent tendencies report to the police as possible terrorists.
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When I was browsing the threads and came across the title of this thread (TURD) I immediately assumed it was a discussion about FORMER president Obama. Imagine my surprise and disappointment.
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do you know someone suffering from trump unacceptance & resistance disorder (turd)?
Turd is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of november 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of turd often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with turd are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that donald trump is going to make america great again.
Turd is caused by the election of donald trump as president of the united states of america. For many, both in america and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but turd appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
* membership in the democratic party
* identifying as a feminist
* currently enrolled in college, and/or possession of a liberal arts college degree
* living in a densely populated metropolitan area
* massive student debt
* spotty or non-existent work history

patients with turd are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from turd, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and make america great again.

I really don't think treatment is possible only time may heal. Of course if they exhibit violent tendencies report to the police as possible terrorists.
loved every word !!!!
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Old 01-22-2017, 01:04 PM
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Make America Great Again is about as shallow as Hillary's tax the rich and equal rights for women.

For make America Great again-how will we know we have arrived.

For tax the rich first from Obama and then from his twin Hillary. THE TRUTH is if you simply took EVERYTHING the rich own-the top 1%-it would not pay the TEN TRILLION DOLLARS OBAMA ADDED TO THE NATIONAL DEBT. THANKS TO OBAMA our gross domestic product is 18 TRILLION and we owe TWENTY TRILLION. America MY/YOUR home is by definition bankrupt.

For equal rights for women evolved into an anti-Trump movement. This has become MASS HYSTERIA fostered by Hillary and others. Trump's campaign manager, that he chose, is a woman. Trump's legal advisor is a woman.

Our people are confused. If, I am deplorable is you eyes-I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE. As to marriage. In my view, marriage is between a man and a woman. SIMPLE- Do I now need to wonder if a married couple is a man and a women or two women or two men or was one or both once a man and now a woman. Does a wrong guess make me sexist. Ok, for future mistakes call me sexist-I DON'T CARE.
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Make America Great Again is about as shallow as Hillary's tax the rich and equal rights for women.

For make America Great again-how will we know we have arrived.

For tax the rich first from Obama and then from his twin Hillary. THE TRUTH is if you simply took EVERYTHING the rich own-the top 1%-it would not pay the TEN TRILLION DOLLARS OBAMA ADDED TO THE NATIONAL DEBT. THANKS TO OBAMA our gross domestic product is 18 TRILLION and we owe TWENTY TRILLION. America MY/YOUR home is by definition bankrupt.

For equal rights for women evolved into an anti-Trump movement. This has become MASS HYSTERIA fostered by Hillary and others. Trump's campaign manager, that he chose, is a woman. Trump's legal advisor is a woman.

Our people are confused. If, I am deplorable is you eyes-I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE. As to marriage. In my view, marriage is between a man and a woman. SIMPLE- Do I now need to wonder if a married couple is a man and a women or two women or two men or was one or both once a man and now a woman. Does a wrong guess make me sexist. Ok, for future mistakes call me sexist-I DON'T CARE.
Why should you care about being called a sexist IF Democrats no longer are offended when called Socialists? Of course, they embrace socialism now, as a whole.
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Old 01-22-2017, 01:24 PM
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Do You Know Someone Suffering From Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder (TURD)?
TURD is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time.

Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, and uncontrollable crying.
People with TURD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again.
TURD Is caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following environmental and behavioral factors:
* Membership in the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist
* Currently enrolled in college, and/or Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
* Living in a densely populated metropolitan area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty or non-existent work history

Patients with TURD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TURD, urge them to seek treatment. Together we can beat this scourge, and Make America Great Again.

I really don't think treatment is possible only time may heal. Of course if they exhibit violent tendencies report to the police as possible terrorists.
I went to a community college for my first two years. I carried a full credit load between 18-21 while working a full 40 hour job and a second freelance job on roughly every other weekend. While going to the two year school I SAVED about 8,000 which I spent on the last two years of my four year degree. When, I graduated with my four year degree I OWED 13,000 for college loans above what my parents had contributed to MY expenses.
TRANSLATION-in today's government deliberately inflated dollars 13,000 is roughly 80,000.

I've been poor-money may not buy happiness but it does make life a heck of a lot more fun.
For me failure, blaming others, being jealous of what others have is simply not in my life code. We all have challenges and opportunities. Failure and success is how you play the cards you are dwelt. If, you allow others to control your cards you cannot win the game.
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I went to a community college for my first two years. I carried a full credit load between 18-21 while working a full 40 hour job and a second freelance job on roughly every other weekend. While going to the two year school I SAVED about 8,000 which I spent on the last two years of my four year degree. When, I graduated with my four year degree I OWED 13,000 for college loans above what my parents had contributed to MY expenses.
TRANSLATION-in today's government deliberately inflated dollars 13,000 is roughly 80,000.

I've been poor-money may not buy happiness but it does make life a heck of a lot more fun.
For me failure, blaming others, being jealous of what others have is simply not in my life code. We all have challenges and opportunities. Failure and success is how you play the cards you are dwelt. If, you allow others to control your cards you cannot win the game.
I agree
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I went to a community college for my first two years. I carried a full credit load between 18-21 while working a full 40 hour job and a second freelance job on roughly every other weekend. While going to the two year school I SAVED about 8,000 which I spent on the last two years of my four year degree. When, I graduated with my four year degree I OWED 13,000 for college loans above what my parents had contributed to MY expenses.
TRANSLATION-in today's government deliberately inflated dollars 13,000 is roughly 80,000.

I've been poor-money may not buy happiness but it does make life a heck of a lot more fun.
For me failure, blaming others, being jealous of what others have is simply not in my life code. We all have challenges and opportunities. Failure and success is how you play the cards you are dwelt. If, you allow others to control your cards you cannot win the game.
Yeah, but you did not get accepted by every IVY league college, achieve the highly sought after law librarian degree, have 1500 friends on facebook, end up a Wackadoodle looking forward to a certain Wednesday of every month while you watched TV with your mommy.

Just kidding Sue, I agree with the sentiment. Sounds like you have a lot to be proud of - maybe more than others that brag on here.
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Old 01-22-2017, 02:49 PM
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When I was browsing the threads and came across the title of this thread (TURD) I immediately assumed it was a discussion about FORMER president Obama. Imagine my surprise and disappointment.
Well it's about minorities...close enough...

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Make America Great Again is about as shallow as Hillary's tax the rich and equal rights for women.

For make America Great again-how will we know we have arrived.

For tax the rich first from Obama and then from his twin Hillary. THE TRUTH is if you simply took EVERYTHING the rich own-the top 1%-it would not pay the TEN TRILLION DOLLARS OBAMA ADDED TO THE NATIONAL DEBT. THANKS TO OBAMA our gross domestic product is 18 TRILLION and we owe TWENTY TRILLION. America MY/YOUR home is by definition bankrupt.

For equal rights for women evolved into an anti-Trump movement. This has become MASS HYSTERIA fostered by Hillary and others. Trump's campaign manager, that he chose, is a woman. Trump's legal advisor is a woman.

Our people are confused. If, I am deplorable is you eyes-I SIMPLY DO NOT CARE. As to marriage. In my view, marriage is between a man and a woman. SIMPLE- Do I now need to wonder if a married couple is a man and a women or two women or two men or was one or both once a man and now a woman. Does a wrong guess make me sexist. Ok, for future mistakes call me sexist-I DON'T CARE.
How will you know when America is great again? It'll be white again. The whiter a place is...the better it is..always.

It's for show...the real work is being done by a man in the background.

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Yeah, but you did not get accepted by every IVY league college, achieve the highly sought after law librarian degree, have 1500 friends on facebook, end up a Wackadoodle looking forward to a certain Wednesday of every month while you watched TV with your mommy.

Just kidding Sue, I agree with the sentiment. Sounds like you have a lot to be proud of - maybe more than others that brag on here.
She walked uphill both ways too...you believe that crap story? Full load plus 2 jobs...I don't think so Tim. Maybe for a semester...not for very long. Then, she found a husband and lived happily ever after off his labor.
 

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