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Old 01-30-2015, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by kittygilchrist View Post
So this rope walks into a bar....

And orders and drink. The bartender says," We don't serve ropes here." So the rope goes outside, frays his ends, and ties himself into a knot. He comes back in and once again orders a drink. The bartender says,"Aren't you that rope I just turned down?" To which the rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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