[Taltarzac725]

Originally Posted by Rickg

> A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving
> relationship with their husband. The women were asked, "How many of you
> love your husband?"
>
> All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last
> time you told your husband you loved him?"
>
> Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some can't remember.
>
> The women then were told to take out their cell phones and text to their
> husband: "I love you, sweetheart."
>
> The women then were instructed to exchange phones with another person, and
> to read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
>
> Below are 12 replies; some are hilarious. If you
> have been married for quite a while....a sign of true
> love....who else would reply in such
> a succinct and honest
> way?
>
> 1. Who the hell is this?
>
> 2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
>
> 3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
>
> 4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
>
> 5. I don't understand what you mean?
>
> 6. What the hell did you do now?
>
> 8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
>
> 9. Am I dreaming?
>
> 10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone
> will die.
>
> 11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
>
> 12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?

Now everyone knows why I am still single!