02-21-2015, 09:03 AM
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Your post made me look this up.
You know you're from Ohio if...
- You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.
- You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
- You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
- You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
- "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
- You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.
- You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
- You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.
- You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, and Tuscarawas *(Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
- You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.
- You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.
- You measure distance in minutes.
- Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
- Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
- You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
- You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
- You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
- You know what pop is.
- You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
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