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Old 01-22-2008, 10:55 PM
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Default Re: Best short joke this year 2008

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Originally Posted by BSLINY
You want to hear a fast joke you want to hear another

Did I tell you about the hunchback who ask me to lend in $5 dollars till he straightens out :beer2: 040 040 040
No. ??? Or, well, now I guess you have.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

One time I went to a drive-in in a taxi cab. The movie cost me $95.

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars"...

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