Re: Republican Cowboy
Funny Joke! ;D
Here's an old one about the Clintons (shortened somewhat):
Bill and Hillary's limo pulls into an Arkansas gas station. A toothless, bearded, hillbilly looking attendant saunters over to ask the driver what he wants.
Hillary notices him, rolls down the window and says "Hello JimBob". JimBob responds "Howdy Hillary" and he proceeds to pump the gas.
Hillary turns to Bill and says "I dated JimBob before I met you"
Bill puffs up like a peacock, and says "Bet your glad you married the President of the United States".
To which Hillary responds "Oh no Bill, if I'd married JimBob, he'd be President of the United States"
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