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Originally Posted by Guest
Actually I've always felt sorry for Bill. I can truly understand why he didn't want to be in the same bed with Hildebeast. No man can fault him for that.
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Sorry, but I might have to "borrow" that from time to time - too dang funny!
Could you just imagine rolling over to that "monster with morning breath" at 0300? Beginning to see why Bill thought Monica was...ahem...attractive!
True story:
Monica takes another dress to the Chinese laundromat and asks for no starch.
Hard of hearing Chinese guy says, "Come again?"
Monica replies, "Nope, peanut butter this time!"
OMG...I crack myself up!