[DickY]

complete prostate exams are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous ..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (male) while he was performing their prostate exams:
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> 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before !
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> 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet ?"
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> 3. "Can you hear me NOW ?"
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> 4. "Are we there yet ? Are we there yet ? Are we there yet ?"
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> 5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
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> 6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief ?"
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> 7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out ..."
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> 8. "Hey ! Now I know how a Muppet feels !"
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> 9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit !
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> 10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
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> 11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you ?"
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> 12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
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> And the best one of all ...
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> 13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there ?"