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Old 01-30-2008, 12:44 AM
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Default Re: Chuckle Of The Day

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs
to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table
with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in
thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he
wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into
the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"
The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago
when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring
and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily.
"Do you remember when you father caught us in the back
seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering
herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he
shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry
my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have gotten out today!"