Muncle and JohnN,
Now, now, boys, let's settle down. You're creative. And besides, you're allowed to cheat. Move from pet to pet and/or street to street until you get the name that works for you.
And my, my, Muncle -about that other kind of script - I think I feel a case of the vapors coming on.
Now, class, let's move forward.
We could get a script out of this.
BB