Why not? Because they live in reality-land and not economic fantasyland where all of the liberals live?

If you've got all the answers to these vexing economic questions it would be criminal to withhold them from humanity.

Tell you what...I'll spread some fairy dust on our economic trail of understanding ahead and then we pay everyone a super-duper...and I mean super-dee-licious living wage and all the hungry people buy all their stuff for less.

Why was that so hard? You mean republicans!