[The Great Fumar]

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father,
and working in the family business. When he found
out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to
share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the
most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural
beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die,
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men."

penniless fumar ;D ;D