I was once behind this golfer at the starter shack who appeared to be way over 80 and reminded me of my Irish grandfather. A smart alack that was fun to be with.
Anyway, he asked the starter if they had a lost and found department. The starter said "Yes".
Then he asks if it's any good. The starter said "We do the best we can, Why? Did you lose anything."
He said "Yea, yesterday I lost a Pro V1. Did anyone turn it in?"
I still laugh just thinking about it.
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