Read the cake first:
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?'
Customer: 'Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week.'
Wal-Mart Employee: 'Whatchu want on the cake?'
Customer: 'Best Wishes Suzanne.' And underneath that 'We will miss you'.
Sad but true. This actually happened.