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Old 05-13-2015, 06:53 AM
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6. Talk the guy into buying a tapper so the drunk does not need to drive to get more beer so often!

7. Sounds like the OP has a lot of time on their hands, the OP should offer to be the "designated driver" for the drunk neighbor!

8. Organize an intervention, make sure to have it early in the morning when he is likely to be semi sober (don't serve mimosas)!

9. Ask the liquor stores to charge him more for the beer, so he runs out of money sooner in life (if he can't afford beer, he will drink less)!

For the love of god, this could save MANY lives!!
I also agree this is serious. I don't think 6-9 were meant to be advice. Thus not included in my summary. And as for God - I already love him/her.