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Old 05-14-2015, 08:01 AM
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I can just picture Über in TV. The driver's photo will have been provided by TV since it will be the same as our ID. Instead of the Internet, you'd reserve a car using TOTV. And you get a discount if you use your LoyalTee card. When the driver arrives the car turns out to be a Yesteryear golf cart. And Gracie is your well mannered and humorous driver.

Boy, Howdy!

And...as you're walking to the Uber car, you step in dog poop.
The driver gets cut off in a circle.
Ubercar is detoured due to the non-Buildout expansion... darn Developer.
Your destination is Katie Belles - forgetting until you open the Uber door.
Just after opening, a snowbird poopdrop hits your head.
Back in, you decide to stop at the gnome store.
But, thinking you had your seat in the Ubermobile - someone had it saved.
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