There are Democrat versions of these too. Just Google it and you get stuff like this http://www.theconversationcafe.com/f...hp/t-8348.html

And this--"20 things you have to believe to be a Democrat--

1) You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of funding.



2) You have to be against capital punishment but for abortion on demand -in short, you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.



3) You have to believe that the same overpaid public school idiot who

can't teach 4th graders how to read is qualified to teach those same kids about sex.



4) You have to believe that trial lawyers are selfless heroes and

doctors are overpaid.



5) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans

are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Red Chinese.



6) You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by

cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.



7) You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay

is natural.



8 ) You have to believe that businesses create oppression and

governments create prosperity.



9) You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but

pasty-faced, fey activists who've never been outside Seattle do.



10) You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than

actually doing something to earn it.



11) You have to believe there was no art before federal funding.



12) You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians, start

wars.



13) You have to believe the free market that gives us 500+ channels

can't deliver the programming quality PBS does.



14) You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it stands up for

certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because they stand up for certain parts of the Constitution.



15) You have to believe that taxes are too low but ATM fees are too

high.



16) You have to believe that Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Gloria

Steinman are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Alva Edison.



17) You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial

quotas and set-asides aren't.



18) You have to believe that second-hand smoke is more dangerous than

HIV.



19) You have to believe that conservatives are racists but black people couldn't make it without your help.



20) You have to believe that the only reason democratic socialism

hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge."