[ldj1938]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.

As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if
anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me.

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been together since we got married in 1970."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?" The man shakes his head.


The man shakes his head. "No chance, they're all at the funeral."