[Villages PL]

1) I actually watched his show a few times many years ago and it wasn't half bad.

2) I saw his picture in the newspaper yesterday and after all these years on TV he still appears to be under 100 and well preserved.

3) He seems to have good teeth and doesn't need a walker yet.

4) Thanks to his show I was cured of my insomnia.

5) He revolutionized the weight loss industry as many Americans, after watching his show, either lost their appetites or couldn't hold any food down.

6) Having a highly infectious laugh, he did more to boost the fortunes of the medical industry than any other single factor.

7) He had stupid pet tricks.

8) When it came to having sleezy guests, no other talk-show host could hold a candle to him.

9) After the stupid pet tricks you could turn him off and go to bed because it didn't get any better than that.

Drum roll please for number 10:

10) There were a few times when he was almost funny and I remember smiling and thinking: Boy, that wasn't too bad!

Do you have a top ten for Dave or top 5? Whatever you can spare will help to give him a farewell. Thanks.