Re: Why Men Don't Need Their Own Forum
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Originally Posted by Reliancepeech
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE:
What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about? Could we be overreacting? Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that? There are some apples left. Would you like some chocolate? Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day? I hope you didn't over-do it today. I've always loved you in that robe! Here, have some wine!
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Thanks Peech.
For all you women who have husbands who say: "I never know what to do to make you happy" ..... I suggest that you copy this and give it to your husband. Mine now has the script and I hope he sticks to it!! ;D
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