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A Fairy Fable

A married couple, in their early 60s, was celebrating their 42nd
wedding anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and
especially for being so thoughtful and loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my
Darling husband"

The fairy waved her magic wand; and - poof! - two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in
her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very
romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. So
I'm going with my mind and not my Heart. "

"I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me."

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish. So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and -
Poof! - The husband became 92 years old.

The Moral of the story: Men who are ungrateful idiots should
remember; Fairies are females