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Old 06-05-2015, 01:41 PM
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Dog stories. My damnation Dalmatian Ashes liked to go to Virginia Lake in Reno, Nevada for a walk around it. One nice afternoon she got loose and chased a hundred geese and ducks into the lake at the south side of Virginia Lake. I get her still worked up into the car and after a mile or so she starts chasing her tail. Catches it. Bites down. And then the blood begins to flow as she chases her tail. I and the windows are streaked in blood. I am somewhere on W Moana Lane moving towards that large office building hoping that I do not run into a cop but am getting some really astounded looks as I drive my hatchback home. This is through the streaks of blood on the windows. Ashes continues her hunt for her tail. I am getting more and more mortified as I go into areas with a lot more traffic heading towards what in 1981 or so were large retail stores and nearing the Centennial Coliseum. What will people driving by think I did with my pooch Ashes or do I have something else behind the seat and under the seat as the world's worst hitman? I get to Peckham Lane surviving the continued flowing blood and the horrified looks of the people in other cars. I am sure some of these people are going to need therapy because of my journey. East on Peckham Lane to Alder Drive looks possible if I can only avoid running into any police. I am also starting to worry if Ashes has hurt herself but she continues to go at her poor tail. Her tail and I last to the turn off to Alder Drive but I still have to get her past my across the street neighbor who is a Grand Jury Foreman who is also very much in love with Ashes. Fortunately he must be out and about doing jury stuff. Now I just have to get into the house's garage and hide the car. I will have to wash it down so any neighbors like Bob Carroll (a newscaster in Reno) do not make us appear on the nightly news. I do have quite a lot of explaining to do when I finally get home to my parents. Ashes' tail is little worse for wear after I clean it up.

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