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Old 06-07-2015, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken View Post
Top Ten Possible Reasons He was golfing shoeless

10. Lost his shoes in the mud while ball hawking
9. Has a doctor's note
8. Had to make a quick escape out the girlfriend's window
7. Gave his shoes to a homeless person
6. Retaining water
5. Only had steel spikes
4. Shoes didn't match the outfit
3. The dog chewed up the shoes
2. Just got a pedi
1. He is a Hobbit

Spill it Chicken!

You wrote for Letterman. Right?????
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