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Originally Posted by TheVillageChicken
Top Ten Possible Reasons He was golfing shoeless
10. Lost his shoes in the mud while ball hawking
9. Has a doctor's note
8. Had to make a quick escape out the girlfriend's window
7. Gave his shoes to a homeless person
6. Retaining water
5. Only had steel spikes
4. Shoes didn't match the outfit
3. The dog chewed up the shoes
2. Just got a pedi
1. He is a Hobbit
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Great "10". I believe those of us who sincerely believe in "golf ediquette" have made our point. Fore!