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Old 02-20-2008, 07:00 PM
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Default Re: A Laugh a Day ....

My Son the Veterinarian

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $2,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her. "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $2,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't need, I give to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He"s a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's a very honorable profession," the pastor says. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "Well, he has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno.
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