[chuckinca]

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Have your
parents tell you a story with a moral at the end.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
their stories.

"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Marg. She was a
pilot
In Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy
Territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol
and a
Survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
wouldn't
Break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of
twenty enemy
Troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of
bullets,
Killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then
she
Killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Hea vens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral
did
your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the f*** away from Aunt Marg when she's drinking."