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Old 02-22-2008, 06:44 PM
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Default Re: Chuckle Of The Day


> Subject: retired people
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> Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their
days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a
shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I
called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn
tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third
ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The mo re I abused him the more
tickets he wrote.
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> Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he
was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Hillary in '08.'I
try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my
health.
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