The Birds And The Bees
The Countess was becoming concerned about their son, so she said to the Count, "Honey, young Cedric is getting older and I think it's time you had a talk with him about the birds and the bees."
"Certainly. Why, I'll do it this afternoon," said the Count.
That afternoon he went to young Cedric and said, "Come along son. Let's go for a walk in the woods behind the castle."
"Alright, father," young Cedric responded.
The two of them followed a well-worn trail into the forest. Soon they came upon a pond where a group of young women were splashing and frolicking.
"Do you see those young women?" the Count asked.
"I do, father," young Cedric replied.
"Do you remember what we did with them the last time we walked down here?"
"Yes, father, I remember it."
"Well, son," said the Count. "The birds and the bees do that too."
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