My Recent Conversation With God
God. Is that you rubicon? Yes. Sorry I was late in responding but this world I created is getting craz ee. Rubicon I haven't heard from you in quite a while and so my guess is that you want a favor. Oh no God just a question. OK shoot.
God why did you create critters because critters require a food chain and critters really can create havoc to people and plants and things. Oh I almost forgot rubicon you don't like critters, big, little, alive, dead. No God your right. That's a big mistake I made. Beg your pardon Lord. I should have never given mankind free will. I just should have said take it, say thank you and shut up.
Rubicon you do realize that if I didn't create critters you all be vegans? Yes Lord. Would that please you? Well I really like my Beef Wellington. There you go its a trade off. Yes but if we had no critters we could have more land to grow crops and......Rubicon its a trade off. I mean,even I can't figure out how to plant eggs. So no eggs no omelets would you like that? No.
Well is there anything else you can think of that might cause me to change my mind. Well it seems to me Lord that its a lot easier to get two carrots on an ark than two gorillas .
Lord, Lord, Lord...............................
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