[zummy]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office

to apply for

Social Security . The woman behind the counter asked

me for my

driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my

pockets and

realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the

woman that I was

very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back

later.



The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."



So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said

"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for

me" and

she processed my Social Security application.



When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my

experience at the Social Security office.



She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you

might have gotten disability, too.