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Old 02-26-2008, 01:11 AM
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A man and his wife were out on the golf course on a beautiful day. They were having a great round of golf, when on the tenth hole she asks him:

"If I die, will you get married again"? ......... " I don't know, why are you asking that? Its a beautiful day, just play golf".

"No seriously she says, do you think you would get married again"? ..... "I don't know, I might, a lot would depend, just play would you".

So they play along and two holes later, she asks: " well if you did marry again, would she live in our house"? ...... "How should I know, maybe, kind of dumb to buy a new house, stop with the crazy questions and play golf".

On the next hole: "Well, if she lives in our house, would she sleep in our bed"? ........ "No, I wouldn't do that, come on with all the questions, just play".


She is getting ready to put on the last hole and looks at him : "Would you let her use my golf clubs"? ........ "No, she is left handed".
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