I believe that sarcasm went over a lot of heads, but keep it up, maybe some will learn to read and interpet.

Unfortunately, my ideal candidate does not exist. He(she) would have the leadership of Lincoln, the charisma of Reagan, the intelligence of Jefferson, the economic policy of Clinton, the social policy of JFK and the foreign/military policy of Teddy Roosevelt. He would also have better coordination than Ford, better ethics than Nixon, less imbibing than Grant, better foresight than Carter, and better friends than Obama.
Donald Trump could be immigration czar and Hispanic outreach coordinator as well as liaison to POW/MIAs and their families (sarcasm right back at you lol)