It's 3 AM and the telephone rings in The Bush White House:
"George, it's Vice President Dick Cheney. Did you do everything I told you to do today? If not, we ought to go quail hunting real soon. It's a blast."
3:15 AM
Rinnnnnggggg
"Georgie, it's Mommy and Daddy, we just wanted to tell you what a very good boy you are, don't listen to what anyone else is saying, you're a very good boy. And please don't worry about leaving the White House, we'll buy you something else, just we always have."