Howard's Great Day
Howard is a wealthy art collector. His lawyer says to him, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
“Well, so far, this has been an awful day... so let's hear the good news.”
“OK,” says the lawyer, “Your wife invested $5000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth between $20 million and $30 million dollars.”
Howard responds, “That's terrific. My wife is so smart. You've turned my awful day into a great day. So, what's the bad news.”
“The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
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