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Originally Posted by the great fumar
This is my lucky day.........While backing out of my garage , a gust of wind blew my putter out of my bag and into a storm drain............Need I say more..........
New life fumar :bigthumbsup: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Actually it may have not be from the wind. It's possible the putter is saying something to you like.
1. Please don't use me anymore.
2. Would you please learn to putt before taking me to the golf course.
3. Why did you buy me when you have no clue how I should be used?
4. Not again !!!!!! OH NO!!
5 Please leave me home. Please.
6. I am not a sledge hammer. So stop pounding me into the ground.
7 Please stop cussing at me it's not my fault but the guy holding me who can't putt.
8 If you would quit the game I will stay in this bag permanently.
9 I don't belong here, so please return me to my rightful owner or sell me on Ebay .
Finally # 10.
It's called golf, I am used strictly for the purpose of putting the ball into the hole, not to be used as a crutch or a cane.
Have fun