[dbussone]

Originally Posted by Barefoot

Occasionally we have non-Canadians who want to join the Loonies, so you would be most welcome.
As long as you wear a kilt and dance to bagpipes, you'll fit right in.
Most of us don't speak French in spite of the fact that French is Canada's second language.
As long as you don't sit at a table with Quebecois, your gutteral French will impress us all.

It seems to me you are being discriminatory based on the minority language of your fine country. Not only that, but also on the basis of one's dress. For shame! Do you also ban trans-Canadians?