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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
That was his original plan. But he cancelled when he found out there was no striping on the paths and someone put a governor on his cart set at 20 mph. He was also afraid that 8 inch garden gnomes were a pagan symbol, that he would be eaten by a coyote, that he'd step in dog poop, that the tour bus would drop off in a parking lot, that a line dancer would belt him and he'd get creamed in a roundabout. And he thought all there was to worry about was world peace (and climate change).
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You really hit all the key reasons why he won't visit, and I'm still laughing!