Originally Posted by Muncle

No too bad. My eldest sister just told me. I think she got it from one of her grandkids:

An Irishman interviews for a job in accounting for a firm. The interviewer tells him to demonstrate the number 9 without using any numbers. The Irishman quickly draws a picture of three trees and explains "Tree and tree and tree are 9." The interviewer nods and says "What about 99?". The Irishman quickly draws soil around the base of each tree and says "Dirty tree and dirty tree and dirty tree make 99." The interviewer is somewhat taken aback but then says, "Do do 100." So the Irishman draws a little pile next to each tree and explains "Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd. 100!" A slight pause, then, "So when do I get the job?"


Keep 'em coming. We Irish have thick skins and like to laugh.