Originally Posted by Guest

Once upon a time there was a liberal and a conservative. The conservative grew up saying the ‘pledge of allegiance’ and dedicated himself to a country that was a Republic, under God, and indivisible. The liberal grew up pledging himself to the Communist Manifesto which believed in an elite class ruling over all the people under the pretense of knowing what’s best for the people. The conservative worked hard all his life and was thus able to save up enough money for those things he needed, and even many things he wanted. The liberal thought it was everyone else’s job to take care of him and sat around playing video games, fantasy card games, and watching shows like Beavis and Butthead every chance he could get. Work was foreign to the liberal. The conservative man met a girl in college, loved her deeply, and proposed marriage. His sweetheart got pregnant on their honeymoon which wasn’t what they were expecting and so they raised and loved their baby with all the love two wonderful parents could give. The Liberal knocked up a few different girls in high school and had to drop out. He coaxed several of these girls he slept with to get abortions, as this would rid him of any responsibility of raising a child, or paying for his actions. One girl in particular though, decided to keep the baby. The liberal father would not take care of the baby, and this liberal girl that had his baby knew that the government would give her more money than he ever would want or be able to. It did not take long for the liberal girl to realize having babies was a great way to earn a living and so she kept breeding and had 8 kids, each receiving a nice check for. She pawned the kids off on grandmother while she lived the high life driving a nice Cadillac she put in her aunt’s name, while living in government housing. The conservative family raised their child with family values and a commitment to honesty, integrity, character, and work ethic. Their child grew up to be successful and contribute to society. They were a benefit to those around them. The liberal child grew up to be reliant on the government and bitter, hated work, and thought everyone owed them something just like their parents. They were raised in immorality, and saw no problem in taking from others what they didn’t work for. Instead of a simple “thank you” from the liberal for the conservative families money taking care of them through ‘taxes’, the conservative family would be later demonized by the liberal’s, for their hard work and dedication. It would soon become a sin to be successful, and a noble thing to be lazy, dependent, irresponsible, living for the here and now, and uneducated. This is the story of the conservative and liberal.