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Originally Posted by graciegirl
I want you to know that I am against sex on the bandstand. I hurt my back. I think people should just stay home and get a trapeze. I tore the heck out of my Achilles tendon jumping off the dresser.
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OK, here's a laugh for your recovery
About 20 years ago a guy came into the ER dressed in a "Superman" costume. Apparently he was at the Holiday Inn with a female companion other than his wife. Since he wanted a "flying start", he climbed on the dresser and leaped toward the bed, but he missed, fracturing his , well, private part in the process. It does not require surgical repair, so the urologist tied a piece of gauze in a bow on it and sent him home to his wife. Would have loved to hear his "explanation" to her.