Re: Angels, UFO's, Ghosts....okay, maybe a joke, ...
Y'all no doubt heard about the parapsychologist who visited a small town in Alabama for a speech. He asked the audience, "How many of you have seen ghosts?"
About 20 people stood up. Then he said, "How many of your have spoken with ghosts?"
All must about 3 sat down. Then he said, "Have any of you ever had sex with a ghost?"
All but one guy sat down. He called the fellow to the stage and said, "Now let's be sure we have this right. You claim to have had sex with a ghost."
The fellow got a confused look on his face and said, "Uh, sorry. I thought you said goat."
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