Oh no, you didn't leave "all that stuff" in California! We have lots of boobs here. You'll easily find them taking their dogs into the grocery stores, driving weird, saving seats in the square, complaining about service and prices on line, holding up play looking for lost balls, and my favorite, trashing the looks of their neighborhood with tasteless "seasonal lawn ornaments". You really don't have to cross the entire country to notice boobs.
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