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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
Perhaps we could help out some of these marginal owners by expanding employment in TV. here's a list of potential jobs:
1) save seats for others until the entertainment starts
2) paint stripes on MMPs
3) scare away coyotes and bobcats
4) remove unwanted dog "poop"
5) guard trees from illegal cutting
6) patrol for garden gnomes
7) radar clock anyone driving a golf cart at 20.1 mph
8) challenge anyone with a handicap permit that doesn't appear handicapped
9) keep line dancers in check
10) please feel free to add to the list
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Lewd and Lascivious Behavior Patrol
As an officer you will be on the lookout for loofas, square "dancing", utility box "dancing", golf cart streakers and swim trunk droppers.